A recent survey has found that over 50 per cent of English men have penises larger than the international condom standard. Those coming in the top 10 per cent of the purple veined love train survey were found to come from the blogging community.
Dr Richard Long of St Jake's confirmed the surveys results saying: the findings of the survey are representative of what we have known in the medical community for quite a while. When asked if he was amongst the blessed half of the male population of England, Dr Long said: I would get it out to show you, but I'm also a blogger and the damn thing scares me sometimes.
Condom manufacturers are to market two new condoms, the Englander and the Blogger. The condom development department modelled the Englander on a bottle of Vim with a heart on the end. The blogger is still in development, but is thought to be modelled on some kind of diving bottle/policeman's helmet combination. There is concern that bloggers may be embarrassed to buy larger than international standard condoms from chemists. To overcome any embarrassment health experts are recommending the fitting of extra-large condom machines in PC World toilets.