Saturday, 19 July 2008

Breaking News: Gordon Brown narrowly escapes attack on Iraq visit.

According to news sources coming out of Iraq, Gordon Brown escaped several "very determined" attempts on his life during his recent visit to Iraq. It is reported that the Prime Minister came under attack from small arms fire, rockets and mortars. An MOD spokesman said that the PM was extremely lucky to survive such a vicious and sustained assault.

The five former defence chiefs who criticised Gordon Brown over his funding of our Armed Forces, and his appointment of "two jobs Browne" issued the following statement:

"The fact that Gordon Brown has escaped Iraq unscathed only reinforces our opinion that the weapons issued to British forces fighting in Iraq are not fit for purpose."

I know that I've posted this before, but it seemed like a good time to post it again.

4 comments:

CherryPie said...

Classic quote :-)

Ex-Pat Alfie said...

I still have this wonderful feeling
that he is not coming back!

Harry Hook said...

"Gordon Brown escaped several "very determined" attempts on his life during his recent visit to Iraq. "

My sympathies are with the squaddies responsible... at least they've learned to identify the enemy... I hope they get away with it!

John M Ward said...

I'm still hoping that he never comes back...