Jacqui Smith can talk bollocks with the best of them.

Jacqui Smith comes out with more Labour bollocks:

From the Telegraph: The Home Secretary was challenged at a fringe meeting on the edge of the Labour Party conference in Manchester. Asked if she could guarantee that there no illegal immigrants working at the Home Office, she replied:

"No, of course I can't. I am not going to give people reassurances and guarantees that I cannot deliver. "I can guarantee that we have in place the measures that will ensure that it does not happen."

What? In a real job she'd be sacked for coming out with crap like this.