Sunday, 29 March 2009

Does Jacqui Smith's hubby have an orange penis?

Richard Timney goes into the doctors and shows the GP his bright orange penis. The Doctor is puzzled and asks Richard: "Does anyone in your family have a similar condition?" Richard says: "No." "Well" the doctor says "Do you handle any chemicals at work?" - "No, I don't work." says Richard. "Well what do you do?" asks the doctor. "Well I usually sit at home watching porn and eating Wotsits."

13 comments:

Cato said...

Giggles

Warsteiner said...

That HAS to be the blog post title of the week.

Plato said...

Wot no Monster Munch?

subrosa said...

Excellent Steve.

Cato said...

Plato said...

Wot no Monster Munch?



Nah, she's in Westminster.

The Raven said...

Richard Timney runs into his GP's office screaming, "Doctor, doctor; I need you to to look at my penis!" He flops it on the desk, and the doctor gives it a few prods and a quick inspection. "I see nothing wrong with it", he exclaims. "Yeah, I know", says Timney, "but it's a fucking beast isn't it?!"

Sean Lynch said...

Grubby, corrupt, immoral, lying, hypocrital, dishonest, have we ever had to endure such a set of bastards as this and they have't finished yet.
Socialism truly stinks to high heaven, when will this smegma ridden ideology be finally abolished forever...

TBR said...

Brilliant -- very funny.

RavingBloodyMad said...

Well, now the debate turns on finding the mole!

People phoning the BBC telling that there's no problem here, Jacqui can do what she likes!

The usual rebuttal tactics in place so that this miserable lot of trough swilling pigs can make as much as they can whilst there's still time.

Aren't these people our EMPLOYEES?

How long must we suffer such corruption?

Election now seems tame CIVIL BLOODY WAR NOW

James Higham said...

:)

Anonymous said...

The Labour Party being wankers is fair enough, but to put it on ex's is not on.

Anonymous said...

Jaqcui does Westminster
Does her husband think that she is a MIWLTF ( Minister I wouldn't like to ....

Ted Foan said...

Good joke if you can identify with that particular snack food. I am more of a Cheese and Onion crisp man myself!