Monday, 2 March 2009

Gordon Brown a witless buffoon?

This was left on the NO4TH Campaign website by Dianthus Barbatus:

Shall I compare thee to a witless buffoon
Thou art more clueless and intemperate
Too much meddling do scathe the green shoots of growth
and recovery's lease hath all to short a date.

Sometime too hot the one eye of the saviour shines
and often is his dour complexion dimmed
And every law from law sometime declines
our chances of retaining our freedoms untrimmed.

But our eternal winter shall not fade
nor shall you gain possession of those marbles thou misseth.
Nor shall we brag we have it made
when up against the wall our tithes you pisseth.

So long as Labour rule and lay waste to all they see
So long shall we despair and plaint our misery."
Hat Tip Sean Lynch.


Mr Eugenides said...

There appears to be an extraneous question mark in your post title.

The Refuser said...

Unlike Mr T I don't "Pity the fool"

Simon Emmett said...

Poetic and prophetic all in one hit.