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Best John Terry Joke?

Wayne Rooney gets home from football practice with the England squad and says to Coleen:

"John Terry says that he's shagged all our birds except one"

Coleen replied:

"I bet it's that Posh Spice the stuck-up cow".

Best ever Blonde Joke?

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says:

"Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks:

"What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says:

"According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says:

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then (he said with a deep sigh) ..........



"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

The 178th Magical Mystery Blog Tour Bus Leaves in 5 Minutes!

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The 177th Magical Mystery Blog Tour Bus Leaves in 5 Minutes!

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Video: Green Day, Holiday.

Green Day, Holiday, enjoy:

Video: Stiltskin, Inside.

An absolute classic: Stiltskin, Inside:

Video: Hazel O'Connor - Eighth Day.

In 1989 Hazel wrote - "I ran away from my home in Coventry when I was 16.....made and sold clothes in Amsterdam, picked grapes in France, joined a dance troupe that went to Tokyo then onto Beirut (escaping the start of the civil war by one month!) travelled West Africa, crossed the Sahara, sang with a dreadful singing trio for the U.S. troops in Germany and came home to "settle down". Through all this experience of life and the world I realized that singing always cheered me up. I decided to be a singer. Through strange turns of fate I ended up in a film called Breaking Glass I also ended up writing all the songs for the movie" Wikipedia.

David Bowie - Sell me a coat.

When Bowie was fifteen years old, his friend, George Underwood, wearing a ring on his finger, punched him in the left eye during a fight over a girl. Bowie was forced to stay out of school for eight months so that doctors could conduct operations to repair his potentially blinded eye.

Doctors could not fully repair the damage, leaving his pupil permanently dilated. As a result of the injury, Bowie has faulty depth perception. Bowie has stated that although he can see with his injured eye, his colour vision was mostly lost and a brownish tone is constantly present.

Each iris has the same blue colour, but since the pupil of the injured eye is wide open, the hue of that eye is commonly mistaken to be different. Despite the fight, Underwood and Bowie remained good friends, and Underwood went on to do the artwork for Bowie's earlier albums. Wikipedia.

Video: Linkin Park, Crawling

I could have picked any Linkin Park song, this will do: Crawling

Louder the better.

Video: My Chemical Romance - "Welcome to the Black Parade"

One of my favourites: My Chemical Romance - "Welcome to the Black Parade"

Play it loud.

The 176th Magical Mystery Blog Tour Bus Leaves in 5 Minutes!

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- Idiot 1

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The best joke in the world? Sir Clement Freud.

I don't know if this is the best joke in the world, but it has got to be in with a shout:

Calling all political Twitter users!

Calling all political Twitter users! This is a begging post to ask you to follow my new Twitter account. Like the idiot I am, I forgot the password for my old account which had close to a thousand followers and I've been unable to reset the password as I've changed my email provider and the old one (NTL) cancelled my old email account. Anyway, please click on the button below to follow me on Twitter.

Cheers

Steve.

The 175th Magical Mystery Blog Tour Bus Leaves in 5 Minutes!

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The 174th Magical Mystery Blog Tour Bus Leaves in 5 Minutes!

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The 173rd Magical Mystery Blog Tour Bus Leaves in 5 Minutes!

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Calling all political bloggers, Links - left, right and Chelsea.

It's time to update my links and blogrolls again. If you run a political (ish) blog and you don't appear in my Picroll or Blogroll, then either use the contact button above or leave your blog URL in the comments of this post. I would also ask that if I already link to you, that you consider adding my blog to your rolls.

Cheers

Steve.

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