Thursday, 1 March 2007

Some suitable Quotes for today's England

"Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least."
Robert Byrne.

"Democracy is too good to share with just anybody."
Nigel Rees.

"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."
George Bernard Shaw.

"We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate."
Kin Hubbard.

"Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable."
John Galbraith.

"In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks."
Chris Patten.

"It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you."
Will Rogers.

"Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything."
Frank Dane.

"The House of Commons is the longest running farce in the West End."
Cyril Smith.

"The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
Ronald Reagan.

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