"Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least."
"Democracy is too good to share with just anybody."
"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."
George Bernard Shaw.
"We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate."
"Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable."
"In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks."
"It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you."
"Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything."
"The House of Commons is the longest running farce in the West End."
"The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."