Tuesday, 18 December 2007

The Twelve Days of a Labour Government Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
A letter of sincere apology.

On the second day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Two compact discs
And a letter of sincere apology

On the third day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Three bank pens,
Two compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Six teeth decaying,
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Seven Spads a-spinning,
Six teeth decaying,
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two Compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Eight cops a-striking,
Seven Spads a-spinning,
Six teeth decaying,
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two Compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Nine LibDems dancing,
Eight cops a-striking,
Seven Spads a-spinning,
Six teeth decaying,
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two Compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Ten Labs a-leaking,
Nine LibDems dancing,
Eight cops a-striking,
Seven Spads a-spinning,
Six teeth decaying,
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two Compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Eleven pumpers pumping,
Ten Labs a-leaking,
Nine LibDems dancing,
Eight cops a-striking,
Seven Spads a-spinning,
Six teeth decaying,
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two Compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Twelve Bills a-banning,
Eleven pumpers pumping,
Ten Labs a-leaking,
Nine LibDems dancing,
Eight cops a-striking,
Seven Spads a-spinning,
Six teeth decaying,
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two Compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.

5 comments:

Verity said...

Brilliant.

Daily Referendum said...

Cheers Verity:)

Man in a Shed said...

Very good.

lettersfromatory said...

Love it, well done sir. Brought a bit of Christmas cheer to my life.

Colin Campbell said...

Ha Ha Ha or should that be Ho Ho Ho.

Merry Christmas Steve. All the best for next year.