On the first day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
A letter of sincere apology.
On the second day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Two compact discs
And a letter of sincere apology
On the third day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Three bank pens,
Two compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Six teeth decaying,
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Seven Spads a-spinning,
Six teeth decaying,
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two Compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Eight cops a-striking,
Seven Spads a-spinning,
Six teeth decaying,
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two Compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Nine LibDems dancing,
Eight cops a-striking,
Seven Spads a-spinning,
Six teeth decaying,
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two Compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Ten Labs a-leaking,
Nine LibDems dancing,
Eight cops a-striking,
Seven Spads a-spinning,
Six teeth decaying,
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two Compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Eleven pumpers pumping,
Ten Labs a-leaking,
Nine LibDems dancing,
Eight cops a-striking,
Seven Spads a-spinning,
Six teeth decaying,
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two Compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Twelve Bills a-banning,
Eleven pumpers pumping,
Ten Labs a-leaking,
Nine LibDems dancing,
Eight cops a-striking,
Seven Spads a-spinning,
Six teeth decaying,
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two Compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.
Conservative Supporter, EU Sceptic, Climate Change Sceptic - And not at all keen on Nadine Dorries
Tuesday 18 December 2007
The Twelve Days of a Labour Government Christmas.
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5 comments:
Brilliant.
Cheers Verity:)
Very good.
Love it, well done sir. Brought a bit of Christmas cheer to my life.
Ha Ha Ha or should that be Ho Ho Ho.
Merry Christmas Steve. All the best for next year.
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