The Twelve Days of a Labour Government Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
A letter of sincere apology.

On the second day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Two compact discs
And a letter of sincere apology

On the third day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Three bank pens,
Two compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Six teeth decaying,
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Seven Spads a-spinning,
Six teeth decaying,
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two Compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Eight cops a-striking,
Seven Spads a-spinning,
Six teeth decaying,
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two Compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Nine LibDems dancing,
Eight cops a-striking,
Seven Spads a-spinning,
Six teeth decaying,
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two Compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Ten Labs a-leaking,
Nine LibDems dancing,
Eight cops a-striking,
Seven Spads a-spinning,
Six teeth decaying,
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two Compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Eleven pumpers pumping,
Ten Labs a-leaking,
Nine LibDems dancing,
Eight cops a-striking,
Seven Spads a-spinning,
Six teeth decaying,
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two Compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
A Minister sent to me
Twelve Bills a-banning,
Eleven pumpers pumping,
Ten Labs a-leaking,
Nine LibDems dancing,
Eight cops a-striking,
Seven Spads a-spinning,
Six teeth decaying,
Five wheelie Bins,
Four reddish lines,
Three bank pens,
Two Compact discs,
And a letter of sincere apology.