In the garden no one can hear you scream. Imagine hearing strange noises in the middle of the night. You creep downstairs and look out into the garden only to see the horror that is...... the Gnome. Locals in the Argentinean town of General Guemes claim the "gnome" – which wears a pointy hat (oh no! not the dreaded pointy hat) and walks sideways like a crab (obviously a sign of great malice) – has been seen walking the village streets on several occasions.
A local, Mr Alvarez said other locals had also seen the strange figure. “This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out - just like everyone else in the neighbourhood now.”
I think Mr Alvarez may be easily scared. No wonder we won the Falklands War.