Twelve days of a Labour Government Christmas - 2008.

Last year's "Twelve days of a Labour Government Christmas" went down well, so I thought I'd do a new one for this year. Enjoy:

On the first day of Christmas,
A Minister gave to me
A future of forced redundancy

On the second day of Christmas,
A Minister gave to me
Two dodgy warrants
And a future of forced redundancy

On the third day of Christmas,
A Minister gave to me
Three phone taps
Two dodgy warrants
And a future of forced redundancy

On the fourth day of Christmas,
A Minister gave to me
Four hollow words
Three phone taps
Two dodgy warrants
And a future of forced redundancy

On the fifth day of Christmas,
A Minister gave to me
Five Olympic rings
Four hollow words
Three phone taps
Two dodgy warrants
And a future of forced redundancy

On the sixth day of Christmas,
A Minister gave to me
Six weeks detention
Five Olympic rings
Four hollow words
Three phone taps
Two dodgy warrants
And a future of forced redundancy

On the seventh day of Christmas,
A Minister gave to me
Seven kids a-slimming
Six weeks detention
Five Olympic rings
Four hollow words
Three phone taps
Two dodgy warrants
And a future of forced redundancy

On the eighth day of Christmas,
A Minister gave to me
Eight aides a-sulking
Seven kids a-slimming
Six weeks detention
Five Olympic rings
Four hollow words
Three phone taps
Two dodgy warrants
And a future of forced redundancy.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
A Minister gave to me
Nine Mandies dancing
Eight aides a-sulking
Seven kids a-slimming
Six weeks detention
Five Olympic rings
Four hollow words
Three phone taps
Two dodgy warrants
And a future of forced redundancy

On the tenth day of Christmas,
A Minister gave to me
Ten Lords a-weeping
Nine Mandies dancing
Eight aides a-sulking
Seven kids a-slimming
Six weeks detention
Five Olympic rings
Four hollow words
Three phone taps
Two dodgy warrants
And a future of forced redundancy

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
A Minister gave to me
Eleven Vipers hyping
Ten Lords a-weeping
Nine Mandies dancing
Eight aides a-sulking
Seven kids a-slimming
Six weeks detention
Five Olympic rings
Four hollow words
Three phone taps
Two dodgy warrants
And a future of forced redundancy

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
A Minister gave to me
Twelve months of dithering
Eleven Vipers hyping
Ten Lords a-weeping
Nine Mandies dancing
Eight aides a-sulking
Seven kids a-slimming
Six weeks detention
Five Olympic rings
Four hollow words
Three phone taps
Two dodgy warrants
And a future of forced redundancy