Saturday, 14 February 2009

Ode to Derek Draper, to blog or not to blog....

I've been doing a little trawl of some of my favourite blogs and someone seems to be making a right tit of himself. With that in mind I thought I'd write an ode to Derek "I'm not paranoid, but I know you all think I am" Draper:

There was a young man who loved Brown,
In fact, he became his favourite Clown,
He started a blog, but it was a dog,
So pathetic, it ought to be put down.

So he came up with a plan,
To prove to all that he was the man,
He attacked other blogs, and twiddled some cogs,
And spun them as only a Labour stooge can.

He cried racist! And Libel,
The dirty rule book is his Bible,
With a whinge and a whine, he passes his time,
Unashamed, unkempt and morally idle.

So Derek has become an embarrassment,
He thinks he’s blogging establishment,
But he’s just a loser, an arse kissing schmoozer,
On the blogosphere he ain’t made a dent.


Tory Poppins said...

Bravo! Bravo!

Man in a Shed said...

Labourlist - yes that deserves wide circulation. Very good.

It Will Come to Me said...

"I'm not paranoid, but I know you all think I am" Draper.

Is this a genuine quote? If so may we have a link please.

(Even if he didn't really say it I could well imagine he might have done.)

Daily Referendum said...


No, sorry it's not a genuine quote.

It does fit well though.

J J said...

Nice one.

Not quite poet laureate standard but keep trying.