BROWN IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WORK.
HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.
HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY.
HE GUIDETH ME TO THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.
HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.
HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY.
HE GUIDETH ME TO THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.
YEA, THOUGH I WAIT FOR MY DOLE,
I OWN THE BANK THAT REFUSES ME.
BROWN HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,
MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,
SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM.
FROM HENCE FORTH, WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS
OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD.
I AM GLAD I AM BRITISH, I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.
BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG AND BROWN WAS A TREE.
1 comment:
That is very clever, how about this one Steve from the N04th campaign against a Labour fourth term :-
"I was going to list all the ills you and your party have visited on this country but there's not enough time or space. So with an affectionate nod to someone truly great whom you and your ilk cannot pillory or traduce I give you
Shall I compare thee to a witless buffoon
Thou art more clueless and intemperate
Too much meddling do scathe the green shoots of growth
and recovery's lease hath all to short a date.
Sometime too hot the one eye of the saviour shines
and often is his dour complexion dimmed
And every law from law sometime declines
our chances of retaining our freedoms untrimmed.
But our eternal winter shall not fade
nor shall you gain possession of those marbles thou misseth.
Nor shall we brag we have it made
when up against the wall our tithes you pisseth.
So long as Labour rule and lay waste to all they see
So long shall we despair and plaint our misery."
Post a Comment