I Heineken did terrible holidays, this would be one of their best. I've just come to the end of two weeks holiday. The first week I mysteriously woke up with a bad back which left me hardly able to move. I the second week my back got better, but I then came down with swine flu - so we had to cancel our family holiday. I've just got over the swine flu only to find out the my lowered immune system has caused me to break out in shingles (and it's bloody painful). So all in all I've had a pretty crappy couple of weeks.
What's next, septic piles?