Tuesday, 29 September 2009

My response to Gordon Brown's Conference Speech.

Today Gordon Brown will give his keynote speech to the Labour party conference. He will say:
Blah, blah, blah antisocial behaviour. Blah, blah, blah crime. Blah, blah, blah investment in public services. Blah, blah, blah I saved the world. Blah, blah, blah G20. Blah, blah, blah Obama. Blah, blah, blah fight back. Blah, blah, blah did I mention that I saved the world? Blah, blah, blah the Tories will eat your first born. Blah, blah, blah the Tories will burn down Schools and Hospitals. Blah, blah, blah the Tories will drown kittens and puppies by the sack-full. Blah,blah, blah little children crying. Blah, blah, blah God speaks to me. Blah, blah, blah remind me - did I mention that I saved the world? Blah, blah, blah I will tax the evil rich! Blah, blah, blah fightback starts here!
And my response?

The politics of envy are dead. You didn't save the world - you are trying to drag us out of a hole that you dug. The country trusts the Tories more than you to stop wasting our money. And it's too bloody late to promise to fix what you have broken over the last twelve years. Call an Election now before you cause even more damage.

4 comments:

AMW said...

Im no Tory supporter but i do believe just a change of government would really boot some much needed confidence into the economy.

Labour are dead, they are stale, they are morally bankrupt, indeed an elction now!!

Man in a Shed said...

That's about right.

Looked like a long list of spending commitments combined with nasty lies and misrepresentation and a complete failure of the honesty or courage to tell the country about the mess he made.

The man's a menace - and having your wife stick up for you doesn't change that fact.

Ted Foan said...

Go, Steve!

Anonymous said...

Och nooo my policies apply only to England and England alone! my own country Schorrrrrrtland and the constituents there that elected me will not be affected! only you English MUGS! and you canny vote me OOT!.