Monday, 19 November 2007

Has Heather Mills McCartney gone totally barking mad? Drink rats milk?

Heather Mills McCartney is blaming consumers of meat and dairy products of fuelling global warming. O....K. She went on to suggest that people could drink the milk of rats, cats or dogs, rather than milking cows. Mouthing off at London's famous Speaker's Corner she was speaking to a group of journalists - and a few tourists - standing in front of a poster showing her in a sultry pose and skimpy top with the slogan: "Hey Meaty, you're making me so hot!"

Nothing wrong with her then. Nice one Paul.

How many rats do you have to milk to get a pint? Maybe I could get an EU grant not to keep rats for milking. Free range of course.

4 comments:

Robin said...

Can you get Weils disease from rats milk ?

A firm over in Slovakia was collecting rats droppings to press into tools. Ratshit screwdrivers.

Daily Referendum said...

Robin,

Bruising of the skin, sore eyes, nose bleeds and jaundice are a small price to pay to save the planet.

Good Joke!

Letters From A Tory said...

I'm fine, thanks. Cow's milk is good and as a consumer I'd like to keep it that way.

jay said...

yes and she turned up in a nice big 4x4 merc very green NOT