Thursday, 12 February 2009

Alert! Al-Qaeda in spaghetti bomb threat.

MI5 have uncovered an Al-Qaeda terror plan involving bombs concealed in tins of Alpabetti spaghetti. A top level nation wide search is underway to find and destroy the deadly tins. MI5 Deputy Director General Sir Rupert Smithe-Collingwood said:
"It is vitally important that we track down these tins of spaghetti with the utmost urgency. We are asking the public to report any suspect tins to the police, but please do not be tempted to disturb them."
Asked how dangerous the tins could be, Sir Rupert said:
"Very dangerous - in fact if one of these tins of Alpabetti spaghetti were to go off in a crowded supermarket - it could spell disaster."
You have been warned.

5 comments:

John M Ward said...

Indeed :-)

Mind you, they wouldn't want to hurt their own people avoidably, so halal products should be safe to touch…

Harry Hook said...

Spell 'disaster' LOL... I suppose that when they go off they spell out 'Fuck you Kaffurs' on the kitchen ceiling.

William Gruff said...

Have you been 'celebrating' Steve?

Man in a Shed said...

Nice

Pete (WestBrom Blogger) said...

lol