I love Jeremy Clarkson. After the massive fuss over him Calling the one-eyed Scottish idiot a "one-eyed Scottish idiot" he has issued an apology - well sort of: "In the heat of the moment I made a remark about the Prime Minister's personal appearance for which, upon reflection, I apologise."
No mention of him being a Scottish idiot. Nice one Jeremy.
UPDATE: I just asked the wife if she had heard about Clarkson calling Gordon Brown a "one eyed Scottish idiot"
This is how the conversation went:
WIFE: Yeah I heard it on the radio, I didn’t know he was blind in one eye?
ME: Well, yeah supposedly
WIFE: How did that happen?
ME: He got kicked in the head playing rugby as a kid
WIFE: Is that why he’s got a funny shaped head?
I kid you not!
UPDATE 2: Tractor Stats knocked up this great image of our Gordon: